By Mr Jules Fitzman, Economics and Politics Correspondent, AustriaCredible sources around Kevin have recently reported sighting of a new "dietary" regime prior to his Two Swiss Sausages on Saturday Night. The source learns from a number of witnesses that Kevin visited his regularly visited restaurant, ordering a Split Chicken with Banana Chip as dessert. Understandably he also enjoyed the yoghurt dip on the side.
One source close to Kevin has told me that Kevin has recently attempted to buy a number of doughnuts to take away home as practices. He was frustrated to find out that doughnuts were unavailable due to shortage, which may reduce his ability to practice before his big day on Saturday.
Whilst it is still early to see how this new dietary regime would entice Kevin's appetite on Saturday's unprecedented meal, it is likely that the lack of practice has impaired his Sausage intake ability.
Whilst it is still early to see how this new dietary regime would entice Kevin's appetite on Saturday's unprecedented meal, it is likely that the lack of practice has impaired his Sausage intake ability.
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