PARMAR 2012

2012 is our year!!! Lets make it happen!

Since 1987 Kevin has abducted over 30,000 tonnes of yummy pastries

On the night of April 20th we are going to cover every bakery across the world with our YIMT 2012 posters to stop these crimes against baked goods

Spread the word!

Kevin knows how to dougie!

A video of kevin as a little kid doing the dougie has surfaced on the internet.

Kevin catches the itis

For all the YIMT fans I have some bad news.... Kevin has been officially diagnosed with "The ITIS"

The itis:

The drowsy sleepy feeling you get after eating a large meal. (Urban Dictionary)

This disease is affecting kevins everyday activities

Kevin goes Green

Kevin has decided to try and go green, in order to save Mother Earth.

His first idea was to reduce the consumption of energy he uses around the house. Being Kevin, he is a big fan of the microwave and all the ready meals available at Tesco, Sainsbury, Asda and Iceland. His favorite is the combination of the Tesco Fish Pie with

the Iceland Sausages&Mash, with Spaghetti Bolognese poured over the top. YUMMERS!!

However, Kevin came to the conclusion that using the microwave every day of the week, 365 days a years, is slowly killing Mother Earth. Thus, he decided to put his Mechanical Engineering degree to good use and solve this problem.

The result?

By combining his engineering skills along with his favourite hobby, the collecting of Apple products, he pioneered the first ever MACROWAVE (copyright).

Now Kevin can look online for recipes whilst macrowaving his favorite foods AND at the same time, help save the planet!

Light afternoon snack

Some of my homeboys rustled this up for lunch:

After lunch I felt a bit peckish so I thought I would have some Asian food:

Kevin and salad

This is how Kevin feels when he finds out he is having salad for dinner:

New Soundtrack

New soundtrack for this blog:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtGLNthk1u0

Greek Sausage

Kevin is looking forward to a large Greek sausage this Friday. If I'm lucky hopefully I won't get too much white stick stuff on my face....oops I mean I hope don't get too much tzatiki on my face ;)

Kevin After 6 weeks

Update

It has been a while since we have updated you on Kevin's eating habits (6 weeks to be precise). In the last 6 weeks Kevin has consumed:

- 250 kg of spirelli pasta
- 36 tubs of Dolmio "When is your dolmio day (which is everyday if you are Kevin Parmar)" pasta sauces
- 465 LARGE Swiss Sausages
- 1 Greek Sausage (Thanks Savvas ;))
- 525 Cups of coffee (from Tiki)

Sweet Treats for Sweet Dreams

It's a dark and rainy February night. Kevin has been digesting while laying on his bed and browsing Failblog.

He knows he will be sleeping soon and he knows that he will soon be needing his after dinner treat before turning the lights off. He knows that sweet treats bring sweet dreams. For that reason, he stretches his arm to open his bed side table's top drawer. A couple of small things fall on the floor while he opens it. With a sudden move, a loud sound that sounds like a noisy cat purring and a big smile he picks up two boxes of "Chocolate Orange".

A few minutes later he is still sat on his bed, looking focused on his second orange. An empty box is left in the other side of the room. Kevin seems a bit sceptical while his clumsy eating spreads even more chocolate around his mouth and nose. He is wondering if Chocolate orange is really his favourite after dinner treat. The crunchy but also chewy orange bits covered with tasty milk chocolate in a perfect round shape that looks like a real orange can make Kevin think YUMMY in my TUMMATORS. However he is still a bit confused.

Help Kevin decide what his really favourite after dinner treat is by voting on the poll on the top right of this blog.

New Single

Coming to itunes very soon the new Single

Bake

is having a massive pasta bake with mince + spinach

Sausage TIME!

The time came. The poll results were clear by majority, with 53% voting that Kevin should have two Swiss sausages on Saturday night.

So Kevin, opposing negative speculations, had no choice but to do so! He chose to have them with tomato sauce on spaghetti, and some tasty pork chops in the side (one of Kevin's plates shown in the picture).

Salad was also on the table but Kevin decided to have more of the main instead repeatedly saying "I do not eat salad or vegetables". Everything was covered with melted cheese.

He finished his meal off with a full glass of tasty chocolate soy milk.

In the end, he lied on the closest sofa, closed his eyes with a peaceful smile, and while holding his tummy with his left hand, he whispered "YUMMY in my TUMMATORS".

Location

Kevin is at Putney

Driving

Kevin is driving while chewing on some carrots

Comments

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Survivor

is watching Survivor xoxo

Democratic Punishment

Some Kevin's fans report that Kevin might not follow his Saturday night duties decided by poll results. A new poll will be initiated in that case, the subject will be "how should Kevin be punished".

Sausage Analysis

By Mr Jules Fitzman, Economics and Politics Correspondent, Austria

Credible sources around Kevin have recently reported sighting of a new "dietary" regime prior to his Two Swiss Sausages on Saturday Night. The source learns from a number of witnesses that Kevin visited his regularly visited restaurant, ordering a Split Chicken with Banana Chip as dessert. Understandably he also enjoyed the yoghurt dip on the side.

One source close to Kevin has told me that Kevin has recently attempted to buy a number of doughnuts to take away home as practices. He was frustrated to find out that doughnuts were unavailable due to shortage, which may reduce his ability to practice before his big day on Saturday.

Whilst it is still early to see how this new dietary regime would entice Kevin's appetite on Saturday's unprecedented meal, it is likely that the lack of practice has impaired his Sausage intake ability.

Sausage before Saturday?!?

Kevin was seen having a SAUSAGE sandwich in tiki earlier today. His action confused other clients who happened to be in the same café observing him.

Bez, one of the witnesses (names have been changed for confidential purposes) was quoted saying "Kevin is somehow protesting about the poll results. I do not think he is ready to have two Swiss sausages on Saturday night. It is not what he wants to have on a Saturday night! He 'll probably go to some restaurant in London or something".

Claire, another witness (names have been changed for confidential purposes) said "I am not panicking, I strongly believe that Kevin is just warming up. He knows it will be sausage time for him and he loves it. He is showing everyone that he can do it. He doesn't like people thinking he won't do it".

It seems that we will have to wait and see. The poll results are still unclear and all we know is that Kevin's Tummy will be very full and pleased on Saturday after dinner. YUMMY in his TUMMY

Olives

Kevin is munching on some olives

11 top restaurants for Kids

The BBC website published today (via Harden's) the 11 top restaurants for Toddlers in the UK.

We are re-publishing the list:

• Giraffe
• Pizza Express
• Carluccio's Caffe
• Wagamama
• Byron
• Strada
• Nando's
• Jamie's Italian
• Ask
• Cafe Rouge
• Zizzi

Kevin has been to 9 out of the 11 restaurants listed in the past couple of years, more than twice to each one of them.

It has been reported that his favourite is the Japanese Wagamama Chain where he can enjoy plenty of Chicken and Pork Dumplings, lots of Chicken Katsu Curry, free Green tea and soups that he adores. For the reasons mentioned, Kevin makes sure he visits the chain in a regular basis.

However, when Kevin is proper hungry nobody can stop him from paying a visit to Nando's. Kevin loves Nando's Whole Chicken with chips and garlic bread, but most of all he loves the unlimited frozen yoghurt that he consumes and consumes and consumes... He has been seen sneaking in Nando's a few times when he is meant to be at the gym or class.

PS. Kevin is upset that TGI Friday's was not mentioned in the list. But we ll make sure we post about his special relationship of love and hate with the chain in future posts!

Lunch

Kevin last spotted in tiki eating a tasty sandwich (shown in the picture - artist's impression) xoxo

DINNER TIME

What's for dinner? Tummy is hungry.... Maybe Some pasta with CHICKEN! YUMMERS in my TUMMERS!

Are you spending time with Kevin? Would you like to help us update on reporting all the calories he consumes? You can send us your experiences by reporting on the wall of "YUMMY in my TUMMERS" facebook fan page.

Fifa

Just got his ASS beat by Minty in Fifa 2011 xoxo

Chocolate Chip Cookie

Unverified external sources suggest that Kevin is having a chocolate chip cookie right now. (shown in the picture - artist's impression) xoxo

Starbucks

Kevin last spotted in starbucks having a latte and a cinnamon swirl xoxo

Fitness First

Kevin last spotted in Fitness First xoxo

Pepperoni Pizza

Just had some Juicy Pepperoni Pizza! Time to do some washing and have some treats! YUMMY in my TUMMY!