Sausage TIME!

The time came. The poll results were clear by majority, with 53% voting that Kevin should have two Swiss sausages on Saturday night.

So Kevin, opposing negative speculations, had no choice but to do so! He chose to have them with tomato sauce on spaghetti, and some tasty pork chops in the side (one of Kevin's plates shown in the picture).

Salad was also on the table but Kevin decided to have more of the main instead repeatedly saying "I do not eat salad or vegetables". Everything was covered with melted cheese.

He finished his meal off with a full glass of tasty chocolate soy milk.

In the end, he lied on the closest sofa, closed his eyes with a peaceful smile, and while holding his tummy with his left hand, he whispered "YUMMY in my TUMMATORS".

Sausage Analysis

By Mr Jules Fitzman, Economics and Politics Correspondent, Austria

Credible sources around Kevin have recently reported sighting of a new "dietary" regime prior to his Two Swiss Sausages on Saturday Night. The source learns from a number of witnesses that Kevin visited his regularly visited restaurant, ordering a Split Chicken with Banana Chip as dessert. Understandably he also enjoyed the yoghurt dip on the side.

One source close to Kevin has told me that Kevin has recently attempted to buy a number of doughnuts to take away home as practices. He was frustrated to find out that doughnuts were unavailable due to shortage, which may reduce his ability to practice before his big day on Saturday.

Whilst it is still early to see how this new dietary regime would entice Kevin's appetite on Saturday's unprecedented meal, it is likely that the lack of practice has impaired his Sausage intake ability.

Sausage before Saturday?!?

Kevin was seen having a SAUSAGE sandwich in tiki earlier today. His action confused other clients who happened to be in the same café observing him.

Bez, one of the witnesses (names have been changed for confidential purposes) was quoted saying "Kevin is somehow protesting about the poll results. I do not think he is ready to have two Swiss sausages on Saturday night. It is not what he wants to have on a Saturday night! He 'll probably go to some restaurant in London or something".

Claire, another witness (names have been changed for confidential purposes) said "I am not panicking, I strongly believe that Kevin is just warming up. He knows it will be sausage time for him and he loves it. He is showing everyone that he can do it. He doesn't like people thinking he won't do it".

It seems that we will have to wait and see. The poll results are still unclear and all we know is that Kevin's Tummy will be very full and pleased on Saturday after dinner. YUMMY in his TUMMY

Swiss Sausage!

YUMMY in my TUMMATORS